That? That's a Pokemon, I don't really know what kind exactly. [Kinda looks like this region's Pikachu knock-off.] Something with a D?

Pokemon are these animals that live in this world, we all got one when we showed up. People train them to fight and stuff - like a sport! Not to the death or anything! [DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT THIS APOCALYPSE LADY]